Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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