i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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