honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
