its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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