why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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