How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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