i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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