seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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