So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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