five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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