Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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