Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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