sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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