fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize