So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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