covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's rum buckets o'clock
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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