i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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