Plan B is the new Plan A
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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