so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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