you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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