How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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