We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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