so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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