The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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