ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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