Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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