Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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