I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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