Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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