I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
did i walk over a car last night?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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