just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
And then my night got REAL pukey
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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