you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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