worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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