If i come over, it means nothing
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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