found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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