Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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