My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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