I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
When are your genitals available?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
