dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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