maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
love makes seman taste better
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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