I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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