Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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