Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I bet he comes in French.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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