doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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