That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I stole a fireplace last night.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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