He is an equal opportunity slut.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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