I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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