I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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