And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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