Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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