fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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