Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Randomize
