thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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