How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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