I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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